Culinary Time Capsule!

It isn't often you find something of this calibur in your own kitchen. Well, no, they're usually not found in your kitchen...sometimes my kitchen, but more than likely in your parents' kitchen or dead relatives' basement. It is something that time has forgotten. Something so mundane that the ravages of time passed over it in pursuit of some more salient, less precious consumables.
I'm sure many of you are familiar with something called 'mummies'. If you remember correctly, mummies are the crudely yet well preserved corpses of ancient nobles. They are also immensely powerful foes that have otherworldly magical powers and are potent spores laden with flesh-eating diseases. These shambling menaces bring me to my latest discovery. The culinary time capsule.

Yes. That's right. The very thing that kept those mummies both preserved and alert for thousands of years is in fact the most perfect preservable food.
Wait, I've forgotten to mention the most important part! I failed to mention that the bottle of decorative sugar is...

TWENTY YEARS OLD!

The horror!

The horror........

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