Please Hammer Don't Hurt My Mac!

I recently received something I thought I'd never use...a Mac. I've pretty much been a PC user since forever started, but I was never opposed to using a Mac. It isn't for any major reason; I just always used a PC and they're more familiar to me, plus I don't know if I'd be able to perform the feats of internet acrobatics with HTML on a Mac as I do on a PC. I got a Macbook Pro from about two years ago. This thing is decked out- RAM upgrade, full software package (which I hear is kinda standard on a Mac), wireless internet, and all the fancy hard drive space I'd need for photo editing and interweb tinkering.
So I get a bunch of CDs and start burning them. First CD I burn is a Yes album, because no computer is complete without the ivory scorching Rick Wakeman blazing a path of destructive fusion through your living room air, and I feel obliged to be no less indulgent in my description of their music than their music itself.
Musical tastes aside, I go on to the second disc. A recent acquisition, aye, but also something that I knew absolutely had to be available for my listening pleasure and artistic inspiration. MC Hammer's 'Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em.'
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Hammer Please Dont Hurt Thems
I put the disc in and start the extracting into iTunes. Everything is going fine. I am getting excited. Everything is going fine. It burns through half of the disc and then something terribly wrong goes terribly...terribly wrong.
Now I have always been under the impression that Macs are bulletproof workstations and flawlessly performing media centers. I've seen people watching a movie, listening to music, and rotating half-gigs of photos in Photoshop without so much as a skip in the track or a single artifact appearing in Jet Black's hair. So what was happening to me was a bit surprising. It was hanging there, the HD light buzzing along as if everything was ok. But it sat there. For about an hour. I tried hitting it, but it did nothing. So I turned it off, which is what you do to a PC when anything goes wrong.
I turned it back on and it started to boot, then it shut back down. I thought that maybe since there was a disc in there, it was causing a problem, so I grabbed a pair of needle nose pliers and yanked the disc out, making sure to pull as hard as I could. The disc came out with only a modicum of resistance, so I knew I had done the right thing. I tried rebooting it but it made it to the login screen and then froze afterwards. I looked in some Mac forums but nobody had, until now, come into a problem where M.C. Hammer had put their Macbook Pro out of commission. I looked around more, and found a series of steps to recover your computer if a big boo-boo had occurred, so I tried some of them. None of them worked. So I tried some thing that involves fixing the hard drive data. It was an old computer, so maybe Hammer had misarranged some of the packets of data he was driving into my HD. I started it up and I got the following screen.

It is just about the last screen I saw before my Mac was officially killed. It will load up to the login, I log in, and then it sits there, impotent, totally dismantled by Hammer. I really don't know what to do anymore, except spread the knowledge that M.C. Hammer is still a bad mutha. I guess that's just the way he rolls.

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