STUFF

What the...

August 16th, 2009

...and what the HELL is this advertisement attempting to sell? Why am I subjected to this?

Sharp stairs!

Aug 6th, 2009

In a land of abject pleasantness, it sure doesn't make sense for them to be filing their stairs to a razor sharp edge. At least they give us a jaunty sign.

No leaning

Aug 6th, 2009

I can understand the prohibition on open flames, but no leaning? That'll keep those ne'er-do-wells out of our apothecary!

Quick One

Does Facebook really feel the need to ask people whether or not they know about Dane Cook? Who convinced them that he isn't famous enough?

Table of Contents

The new table of contents page will help you find what you're looking for in a jiffy. Well, as long as what you're looking for is on this site, which I'm sure it is. Listen to me, rambling!

Short Articles

Here is the spot for all of the mistakes, one-offs, and somesuch. Mostly criticism of found art pieces and random things I photograph.

Dynamitegun Guide to Party Snacks

This one is HUGE! We've got all the greatest snacks to come straight out of the official Dynamitegun test kitchen. Put on your eatin' shoes because this one is going to be a gut bomb!

Bug Out Bag Creation Guides

It's coming. We all know it is. Be prepared to take on the challenges of the coming world with the ultimate survival pack. Less of an article and more of a favor to mankind.

How to Hack your Wii Remote

Tired of your electronics being so boring and 'out-of-the-box'? Kick your entertainment up a notch with our guide on hacking your lame and boring Wii Mote.

In case you were wondering, I am planning on making this horrible mess a little more user-friendly. My main problem is that I don't know HTML from Shinola. That's fine. I never believed in Web 2.0 anyway.

New Short Article

398 Ways to Know That Where You're Going Sucks
Added May 9th, 2010

Reviews Section!

Where you should go when you don't trust yourself
New Review added May 2nd, 2010.

New Recipes!

Mmmmm...jump mercilessly into a bowl of S'Machos.

Why not? What, are you on some kind of health kick for New Year's?

Yes! New section. Finally, a place to get the opinions on stuff that you never really needed. I have tons of opinions. Tons! In fact, too many to hold to myself. Find them here!

Airing Some Grievances

September 18th, 2009

Everybody knows that I hate the internet. I know, I know. I spend a lot of time on it. Well, I suspect that a lot of YOU people (yes, YOU people) hate it, too. I'm offering up a few examples of exactly why I do. Yes! Even more obnoxious gripes about internet life in Korea. Featuring a brand new development to Dynamitegun.com- images in a ROW!!
I don't just throw down text, my friends. I grow with Dynamitegun.com.

A Fantastic Treat!

August 14th, 2009

I like this so much. I like it so much that I had to take a photograph to show people. So you thought that a regular glutinous rice stick was good? Try it with the golden sweet undertones of honey. It will break into your tastebuds' homes, steal all of the trousers out of the dresser and watch them sleep for a few hours, and then leave when it gets too intense.

A Veritable Internet Mess

As an American, I often assume that I have free reign over the entire world's infrastructure. Well, I have gotten my taste of humble pie, and I'm ready to show you how.

Found Art#5: Long Lost Loves

If I come up with a better, more confusing title, I'll rename it. But for now, simplicity is key. In a most serious turn of events, I have for you a somber reminder of the inevitable. It is the destiny of all events, the end of the tunnel, as it were. I'm not saying I like it, I'm just saying that it's what happens.

An Official Dynamitegun Photographic Walking Tour of Korea

Updated July 6th, 2009

Perect. I've been taking so many pictures since I got to Korea- of everything. Mostly of signs. Why? Well, because first off, signs don't run away. Secondly, because signs are hilarious, and everybody agrees with me. See? It's a perfectly organized system. So step on up and see the first installment of DymamiteGun's walking tours, which will hopefully have more than one installment. Lol?

The Dynamitegun.com Guide on How to Travel Anyplace in the World, Ever! But This Time, Specifically, Korea, yay!

This one...this one is for ALL THE MARBLES! I poured endless time, money, blood, sweat, tears, sprained ankles, bullets, gizmos, gadgets, hoo-dads, and ate many, many, MANY MREs to be able to bring you this special world-edition article! Come with me as we travel, by passenger plane, to the Land of the Morning Calm. Come with me, to Korea!

Found Art#6: My One Perfect Sentence

Oh, folks. Oh folks, come and peer into the musty, cobwebbed mind of today's youth. This is either the greatest prose to come out of a young genius or the worst offense to english ever recorded. Here! On Dynamitegun.com!

Welcome to Dynamitegun.com

Culinary Time Capsule

Not all things are made to last. Luckily, 'yummy' is eternal. So is diabetes, but hey, it's a party! Come take a look-see at something that's made the way stuff should be made.

Found Art #5: Out Of Toilit Paper

They just keep coming. On a seemingly triumphant night, the clouds of fate split and sent me this brilliant gem. Read on, if horror and shame is what delights your disheveled soul.

Found Art #4: Dying

Let's all calm down. It's time to get serious. I found this sticky note that said 'Dying' on it...or did I find a grim prediction of our collective fates? I present: Dying.

Just Added 5-5-08- Two new Wiimote Hacks!

Introducing the WizMote, and the C-Mote! Click the thumbnail to go directly to them. I'm planning a more user-friendly WiiMote section.

Welcome to Dynamitegun.com.

Due to extraneous circumstances (such as no longer having steady access to an Xbox360) I have postponed the Dead Rising guide indefinitely. I doubt anybody scrolls this far down the page. Odd place to put page news, right?

If there's anything that you'd like to suggest or anything that you'd like to, please email the webmaster, me, at Budiak@dynamitegun.com

All photographs on this site are the intellectual property of the webmaster unless otherwise stated. Please do not alter the images for distribution without the consent of the author at Budiak@dynamitegun.com. Thank you.
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