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Dynamitegun Table of Contents

You know, I really need to redo this. Maybe some columns? I guess I have to get out the old HTML book...

The Dynamite Gun Dot Com Guide to Traveling Absolutely Anywhere in The Universe But This Time Just To Korea

In Dynamitegun's first travelogue ever, we go to the Land of the Morning Calm. Strange food! Strange language! Strange signage! Strange toilets! Strange webmaster!

The DMZ! It's a MADHOUSE!

Shopping List #2: The To Do List Pad

In our second shopping list, we can see the mysteries of 'The To Do List Pad List' unfold right before our eyes. A crazed mother or a loving matriarch? It is for you to decide. Featuring the sketchiest quality pictures ever on Dynamitegun.com!

To Do Thumb (45K)

Dynamitegun Explains: The Origins of the Crinkle Cut Fry

An outrageous statement deserves an outrageous explanation. Come read about the only possible explanation for Del Taco's flabbergasting assertion on the longest page in Dynamitegun.com history!

Simple Outrageous!

Dynamite Expose: The Stuff In My Fridge

If you've ever feared what you might find in the fridge if you were to be so bold as to clean it, let this dispel all of your fears. No, way, let this confirm all of your fears. All of your fears and more! This article might just make you queasy. It will, however, make you guffaw. Fair trade? You be the judge.

To the Fridge!

The Dynamitegun Guide to Building a Snow Fort

Part of survival is being able to provide shelter for you and your band of happy-go-lucky adventurers. Click the rampart to see how we do it at Dynamitegun.

Snow Fort

Short Article Section

Go here for the Short Article page. Its...uh...where all of the Short Articles are. It was added on February 29th, so, in essense, it was never actually added.
Please excuse the thumbnail. There's another one coming soon. Be patient! Please!

Short Main

The Dynamitegun Guide to Reading a Found Shopping List

If you've ever found one of these you probably looked it over real quick and decided that picking things up in the parking lot was for children, and you were right. Here's a walkthrough of a found shopping list, so that you might think about giving things a second chance instead of making decisions so hastily.

List Thumb

The Dynamitegun Guide to Super Snack Food

This guide will give you a primer on the most gut-wrenching snacks you could possibly imagine. The comprehensive guide so comprehensive that every time I write about it I give it a different title.

Cheesy Pretzel Pie

Found Art#3: Kung Fu Toast!

Found in the confusing haze of a big-box office store, this little hero will karate chop your heart, lol j/k!

Kung Fu Toast!

Found Art#2: Party Girl

A full critique of the neo-classical masterpiece known as 'Party Girl'.

Party Girl

The Great Northern California Windstorm

The winds blew hard. Really hard. Survey some of the terror from Sacramento's worst windstorm in a hundred (100) years.

The winds...the winds!

Hammer Please Don't Hurt My Mac

What happens when there's a showdown between a 15-year obsolete MC and a state-of-the-art laptop computer? Bedlam, that's what.

Hammer Please Dont...

The Dynamitegun Guide to Bugout Bag Creation

Grab your trusty machete and your strongest steel cable and together we shall weave the ultimate apocalypse survival pack out of whole cloth. Well, whole cloth and shotgun shells. Be prepared to be prepared.

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The Dynamitegun Guide to Proper Wiimote Hacking

It's high time someone told the truth about hacking the Wiimote. Finally, there is a guide to making something useful out of that big white brick.

Mote Thumb (43K)

Found Art #1

Found late one night on a haggard cleaning spree, 'The Climber' proves to be a formidable opponent in the Found Art world. Click the thumbnail to find out more about this scrappy little fellow.

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