Something Else, Perhaps?

Is all of this preparation getting you hungry? Stop by Chez Dynamitegun and pick up some quick recipes for truly Dynamite Snacking ideas.

Dynamitegun Snack Guide

How about you go peruse the examples of what you can do when you put your mind to it, which could only be hacking your stupid stock Wii Controller?

Civilian WiiMote Hacking Guide

Don't feel up to the task of Preparing for the ultimate survival exercise? It's ok. Most people can't handle that the first time around. How about you warm up a little bit on some short articles, and come back here when you're ready? No, no...you're doing...you're doing fine.

Short Articles

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Budiak's Bag: Items 7-10

Item Seven: Medical Tape

Because somebody is going to sprain an ankle.

This is one of the most important items for your workout/BOB. Use it to protect your thumbs from angry knurling or to hold festering wounds closed. Easily tearable with the teeth and mostly water resistant. Not to be used to bind electrical wiring.

Item Eight: Hatchet

Ol' Reliable

The only thing I haven't chopped with this hatchet is a zombie skull and I wouldn't dream of wading my way through the undead hordes of Apocalyptic tumult without it.

Item Nine: Three Lighters

Be a Modern Prometheus

These make fire. I have three of them. That means I can make, like, at least three fires.

Item Ten: Bible

God-Breathed Apocalyptic Survival Manual

A Sturdy Italian Duo-Toned Leather Bound Bible. Not only is it the divine word of the living God, but it is also the essential Apocalypse handbook. What's happening, what's coming, and how to survive it. Possibly the last book you'll ever need, and I only say 'possibly' because there are no instructions on how to field strip your AR-15 on the inside flap.

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