Budiak's Bag: Items 19-22
Item Nineteen: Danger Tape
Instant Threat Deterrent
Sometimes people need to know where they shouldn't go. I also wrap it around myself when I'm real bad angry.
Item Twenty: Cigar Cutter
Hald-Held CIA Agent
A fantastic interrogation tool. I always have one on me, regardless of whether or not the air-raid sirens are blaring.
Item Twenty-One: Bag of Assorted Wires
Electrician in a zip-top
I imagine that these can be used to fix all kinds of stuff, maybe. Not only are there a ton of colored wires in there, but each individual wire is actually something like 40,000 tiny little wires all mashed together. So what you're really getting is something like 7,000 wires in this little bag. They wired Apollo 12 with fewer wires than that. Also, combined with Item twenty-two, it can make a lifesaving diversion.
Item Twenty-Two: Gorgonzola
Spoil Proof and Delicious
Not only is this calorie dense and indescribably delicious, this wonder substance is already moldy so is therefore impervious to rot. Combined with item twenty-one and some softening heat, it can take the form of a highly unstable plastic explosive, perfect for buying you some time or testing metal detectors.
To Items Twenty-Three Through Twenty-Eight
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