Budiak's Bag: Items 15-18
Item Fifteen: Bronzer
For That Healthy Glow.
To even out and fully utilize the brutal solar rays that will be relentlessly pounding the planet. It will always be the perfect time to catch some rays as the sun's rays will be now uninhibited by the feeble ozone layer, which will of course be gone..
Item Sixteen: Die
One Single Six-Sided Die
For making tough decisions. Also to figure damage with a short sword.
Item Seventeen: WD-40
All Purpose Oil-Based Lubricant
Because sqeaks won't stop after the bomb drops. Also useful for removing gum from shoes.
Item Eighteen:Vodka
One Fifth of Liquid Currency
This has a million uses. It can be used as a crude antiseptic or anasthesia for impromptu dental surgery, an effective sleep aid, a valuable bartering tool, and in a pinch, a snappy incendiary bomb.
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