Something Else, Perhaps?

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Dynamitegun Snack Guide

How about you go peruse the examples of what you can do when you put your mind to it, which could only be hacking your stupid stock Wii Controller?

Civilian WiiMote Hacking Guide

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Budiak's Bag: Items 15-18

Item Fifteen: Bronzer

For That Healthy Glow.

To even out and fully utilize the brutal solar rays that will be relentlessly pounding the planet. It will always be the perfect time to catch some rays as the sun's rays will be now uninhibited by the feeble ozone layer, which will of course be gone..

Item Sixteen: Die

One Single Six-Sided Die

For making tough decisions. Also to figure damage with a short sword.

Item Seventeen: WD-40

All Purpose Oil-Based Lubricant

Because sqeaks won't stop after the bomb drops. Also useful for removing gum from shoes.

Item Eighteen:Vodka

One Fifth of Liquid Currency

This has a million uses. It can be used as a crude antiseptic or anasthesia for impromptu dental surgery, an effective sleep aid, a valuable bartering tool, and in a pinch, a snappy incendiary bomb.

To Items Nineteen Through Twenty-Two

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